THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you ’cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
– that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe ’Go to hell.’

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?

If anyone has a link to the original site, please forward to me.

http://torrentfreak.com/radiohead-leak-their-new-track-to-bittorrent-090817/

Listening to the track now, seems cool. free download.

So, I’ve been doing the whole php programming thing for about 5 years. I started off in a beginners job, I studied digital design then went and told a company I was more interested in programming than anything else and they gave me a job. Through this whole process I still don’t have anything saying I am a developer. So to get that sorted out I am doing a Java course. I like the language, you can do more than just web sites with it, so I plan to get good at it. I want to look into the mobile apps mainly as they seem to be big at the moment but not going to limit myself to that.

Slowly getting a few things sorted out, I have work out a way of getting a camera, which involves a lot of nice people and a site where you don’t have to buy a product all at once. I still haven’t found the right site but once I find it I will post up a link.

Been trying to take more photos with what I got but my cell does not produce good photos and the camera I got from my brother just seems to give issues. I will have to glue the damn thing to a rock to make sure it is still enough to take a picture that does not blur. I have looked into the setting to see if there is something I have missed but still not doing it for me.

IE6 The reason the web is not going anywhere fast. If you are running wordpress I highly recommend you install this great plugin. Shockingly Big IE6 Warning
I know its not always the users falt that they are still on IE6. There are a number of companys who manage thousands of desktops each day which run IE6 and why bother changing something that works. But at some point we will need to change. The new developments in HTML5 are too great to not take advantage of them.

Looking at finally get some sort of programming certificut, you know that thing programmers have. I dont have any yet, just worked my way up. Going to check out a java course tomorrow.

In other thoughts, figured out a cool little app to write. Not going to say anything about it till I have done some research but I think it will be great for security on the net.

Follow up on the friends connector scripts.

I like the idea that google can handle my comments, how ever from using it the past little while there are a few things I need to make note of. When a new comment comes I do not get notified of it, I’m hoping this can be changed via the control panel of google, going to check it out just now. Second I selected the option to use ID’s and not pages so I can have more than one box on a page. As you can see from my home page that hasn’t worked out so great. Only one box is displayed at a time.

Other than those two things I am happy with it, so now its time to make it better.

Have a great Wednesday.

So doing the whole job searching thing has got my parents talking about my look again, I think its there favourite topic. They speak about it every chance they get. Not sure why, if you compare me and my brother, he is the smarter looking one and should be better off, also he studied at UCT and got very far yet is earning nothing compared to me. One more thing to think about hey.

What I wanted to really know is that if someone came to an interview in a smart casual outfit would that be a bad thing? I mean I don’t own any shirts yet I got other clothes that are very smart. The type of thing I would got to work in sometimes.

How important is this to you, a fake person who is selling themselves to you or a passionate person who does not hide the truth about themselves.

I would love to know what other people think on this subject.

Sweet, will dig to see how this all works and what the results will be like, I like testing these things out. Truth be told I never make any money out of them I do enjoy seeing how they work. Don’t think you wont make any money from it, I just never work hard on getting the visitors I need to make the cash. Note to self, make a plan to get the bigger banner on here.

I have recently started doing some more posts and am currently trying to think of a theme for this site to give relative content.

OK moving on got to get back to work, want to go home soon but need to get stuff done. I’ll be at Gotham tonight if anyone wants to see me.

Cheers for now..